{"id":1788,"date":"2007-07-29T11:48:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-29T16:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/?p=1788"},"modified":"2018-11-16T11:48:27","modified_gmt":"2018-11-16T16:48:27","slug":"cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/?p=1788","title":{"rendered":"Cats!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I was reading quietly in my bedroom when I heard angry cat sounds&#8230;I checked the stairs and saw TWO cats zooming by&#8230;mine and a stranger&#8230;it seems this curious newcomer just followed my Sam through the cat door&#8230;<br \/>\nI had to call a neighbour to get them out from under the bed where they had decided to settle, as my spray bottle and broom were not enough.<br \/>\nWe devised a plan: I would close all the doors in the house and leave only the front one open and then we would shoooo it away&#8230;.<br \/>\nIt sounded straightforward enough&#8230;but the idiot missed the front door and ran straight for the back screen door instead&#8230;.he jumped five feet in the air and hung on the screen..and then&#8230;just like in cartoons he slowly slid down&#8230;ripping the screen in nice straight claw lines&#8230;.I also suspect he peed on it as there is a disturbing smell every time I slide those doors&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I was reading quietly in my bedroom when I heard angry cat sounds&#8230;I checked the stairs and saw TWO cats zooming by&#8230;mine and a stranger&#8230;it seems this curious newcomer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1788"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1789,"href":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1788\/revisions\/1789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}