{"id":2309,"date":"2004-05-25T12:29:05","date_gmt":"2004-05-25T17:29:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/?p=2309"},"modified":"2018-11-26T12:29:25","modified_gmt":"2018-11-26T17:29:25","slug":"goats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/?p=2309","title":{"rendered":"Goats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to a very fancy restaurant today. Funny how the name of the place is very unpretentious but everything else about it is on the snobby side. It is called &#8220;Les ch\u00e8vres&#8221; (the goats). They have a &#8220;carte des eaux&#8221; meaning you have a list of bottled water to choose from, depending on how much bubbles you want and if you want a pronounced flavour..or a subtle one&#8230;sheesh this is water we are talking about, the stuff that flows down mountains&#8230;The meal was delicious mind you&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to a very fancy restaurant today. Funny how the name of the place is very unpretentious but everything else about it is on the snobby side. It is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2309"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2310,"href":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2309\/revisions\/2310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyingplates.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}