Yesterday I was reading quietly in my bedroom when I heard angry cat sounds…I checked the stairs and saw TWO cats zooming by…mine and a stranger…it seems this curious newcomer just followed my Sam through the cat door…
I had to call a neighbour to get them out from under the bed where they had decided to settle, as my spray bottle and broom were not enough.
We devised a plan: I would close all the doors in the house and leave only the front one open and then we would shoooo it away….
It sounded straightforward enough…but the idiot missed the front door and ran straight for the back screen door instead….he jumped five feet in the air and hung on the screen..and then…just like in cartoons he slowly slid down…ripping the screen in nice straight claw lines….I also suspect he peed on it as there is a disturbing smell every time I slide those doors….